2019 – The Never Been

The Never Been – The Nascrag 2019 Tournament 

Written by Randal Cox and Mike Watts (The Filking Weiners)
 
 Character Bios: Dropbox Bios
 
 Mutant monster slaves (that’s you, chum) battle an evil goddess and her perfect people. You must squeeze more from this life! 
Life is hard hard for us ugly wrecks in the wastes. From first wakes, we dig deep deep for our flawless masters. They look down on us maggots from their magical city of bright bright light. Sometimes they work us to death. If we’re lucky lucky, we die from the poisons in the ground first. But something is new! Our masters are wild wild looking for something they lost in the wastes, while their evil diety screams so loud she shakes the ground. We are all going to die, but maybe we can make their smooth smooth faces crack first! Join us for NASCRAG’s 40th consecutive year at Gen Con!
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Here are your 2019 Winning teams!

1. Worst. Party. Ever. (Winners)

1-worstteamever

2. Split the Party

2-splittheparty
3. Undignified Ways to Die

3-undignified

4. Boom-Boom

4-boomboom

5. Something Witty and Clever

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6. Travis Fancy Pants and His Band of Fancy Men and Ladies.

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I did want to take a moment to thank everyone who participated in the Sponsor Hunt and the Charity Auction. We raised $685 for the Lion’s Clubs International through the Auction thanks to your generosity.

Couple that with the $704 (with Gen Con’s help) we raised for the Gen Con Charitable Partners we had our best year ever.

Thank you and see you next year!

 

 

FINAL ADVANCE

Undignified Ways To Die
Boom-Boom
Ruin Your Fun
Entropy
Team Split The Party
Something Witty and Clever
Questionable Decisions
My Little Pony Express
The Managerie
High Rollers
Last Place
Chris Cubed Plus 3
Worst Party Ever
Travis FancyPants and his band of fancy men (and ladies)
The Murder Hobos

ALTERNATE TEAMS

A Rusted Development
MAGA (Make America Game Again)
These three, not those two

ALTERNATE CHARACTERS:

Brick

Max Hullmeyer

Max Davenport

Bill LeMagnifique

Bug

Tyler DeVries

Matt Jacobs

Grease

Laurie Shillings

Catrina Hellaway

Chris Chrisman

Lhabb

Sara McGill

Sylvia Garrin

Sedona Croff

Two

Daniel Surr

McLean Laud

John Ellis

Chris Groff / Jamie Cowie

Vex

Shawn Leininger

Karen LeMagnifique

Rebecca Deans